Flashy trashy
I remember my first house hunting experience. I had a really great real estate agent who I talked into taking me to see this one new development. I could tell he wasn’t enthused but being a real estate agent he took me to see the model home anyway. When we first walked into the house I was really impressed with the way it looked. Beautiful cathedral ceilings graced the living room and dining room and sported several skylights and a fireplace took up one end of the den. At first look it was very impressive.
As I wandered around the house I started to notice that the quality wasn’t what I would have hoped for….windows were cheap looking and single pane, the carpet seemed to be even less than construction grade. I picked up the brochure on the house and noticed that the insulation was as low of a grade as it could be and still meet code. I also noticed none of the appliances were energy efficient.
As we finished up the tour and stepped outside the real estate agent looked to me and asked what I thought of the house. I replied, “it’s flashy”. He looked a bit dejected until I added, “it’s flashy and trashy.”
That’s how I see the Obama campaign and Obama. God knows his campaign has been flashy. Rock concerts, a plane with his very own logo, trite but catchy slogans like yes we can and we are the ones we have been waiting for. Wow, he even had his very own Vero Possumus seal (for a short time anyway.) Yes, it’s been impressive and flashy. But his campaign has also been trashy.
Some of the most flashy bits are also the most trashy. Seriously, his own version of a presidential seal? The O logo instead of the American flag on his plane? Rock concerts to pump up attendance at his speeches? Is that really the kind of ego driven campaign we expect from a potential president? If Obama were running for national event coordinator I could get with that program.
Next time you hear yes we can, ask yourself this….yes we can what? And if we are the ones we have been waiting for, what are we waiting for and where the hell have we been? Is it really too much to ask of a presidential candidate that he explain just what he’s done besides put on a show?
One of his latest and “greatest” sound bites is “I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal”. Why would that be? What happened in that moment that would so change the course of humanity?
And let’s not forget …….”People of Berlin, people of the world, this is our moment. This is our time,” he said. This is our moment and time for what? Eating Bratwurst and drinking beer?
And let’s not forget his faithful followers who have threatened, ridiculed, insulted and harassed the Democrats who won’t vote for Obama. They’re real class acts….(yes that’s sarcasm.)
So, I’ll give props where they are due…yes, Obama, you can put on a flashy, slick show that is hailed by the naive as somehow life changing, but I personally find it all just a bit trashy.
Just as I passed on that flashy trashy house and instead purchased a house from a proved contractor, a house that was well constructed and comfortable instead of flashy, I’ll have to pass on Obama. After all, as we found out with George Bush, eight or even four years can be a long time to live with what we buy.




July 29th, 2008 at 9:09 am
That was the best Obama analogy I’ve ever read: Flashy but trashy!
So true it’s scary!
Vero Possumus lasted less than 24 hours, btw.
Do you think that people are beginning to wonder what, exactly, Obama could accomplish if elected? That’s the question I heard repeatedly while I was in Texas over the last 3 weeks.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:12 am
That’s a great question. I don’t think Obama has a reputation for actually doing much….just talking about it a lot.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
pure greatness. gonna xpost to get this some more attention. you deserve it!
July 29th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Thanks, THC.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Wow. I didn’t realize you were Republican.
That was genuine humor. Putting the campaign slogan into Latin — flew right over the top of the heads of the Republicans. But you’re probably right to a degree: A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
It’s red, white and blue, and it’s quite comforting, really. Beats what George Bush did. Beats what McCain did. They didn’t put the flag on their tail, either.
But then, now that we know a flag lapel pin reveals whether a candidate is a real patriot or not, we should expect the lapel effect to expand to the tail of the airplane.
Complaints are sour grapes, though, really. These things demonstrate among other things how organized the Obama machine is. They can pull off stuff that pisses you off just because it’s so slick. One might fear that Obama can invent a new way for a Democrat to blow a presidential race, but he’s not going to blow it by out-Republicaning George Bush, he’s not going to blow it by running out of money to respond to the Karl Rove mudsling.
Did you catch the news this morning? The IG at Justice determined that Gonzalez’s minions were violating all sorts of laws in stacking judgeships with political cronies pledged to evade the law. The director of the EPA has been outed as stopping California’s clean air plan for purely political reasons — Bush wanted to kill Californians, is the best anyone can figure.
What evil would four or eight more years of Republicans possibly do?
July 30th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Wow, typical Obama supporter. Looks like you got your talking points for the day. You guys would just love to shut down dissent with your insults and bullying tactics….how democratic of you.
Hey, don’t you want to talk about Roe v. Wade? Or has that meme gone by the wayside because now Obama is looking at anti-choice Kaine for his VP?
What you see as slick I see as slimy…rather like GWB.
So, your console yourself with the lie that all the anti-Obama people are Republicans. See you at the polls!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Democrat who hates to lose.
Remember when Lyndon Johnson said it’s better to have someone inside the tent peeing out, than outside the tent peeing in? The key thing is the direction of urination — keep it going outside the tent, please.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
This isn’t a ball game. We’re talking about the future of the country and I’m not willing to turn that future over to a rookie Senator whose greatest accomplishment is a couple of good speeches.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:46 am
Not a ball game, indeed. As God is our witness, that Abe Lincoln guy sure could have used some experience like John McCain has. A rookie non-senator with just a few good speeches (and questionable loyalties — remember how he hammered President Polk for the Mexican War? Almost treasonous!) surely cannot lead the nation, if we go by the Lincoln example — right?
So, you’ll sacrifice the Supreme Court because you worry about experience? You’ll stick with the torture memos, the California anti-clean air movement, the vote-denying decisions, because you like that sort of experience?
This isn’t a ball game, true, but one might learn: Sometimes you go with the rookie who can hit instead of the veteran who can’t, or won’t.
July 31st, 2008 at 8:47 am
Things have changed considerably since Abe Lincoln….the world is much more complex and the United State’s place in the world much more complex.
Barack Obama isn’t Abe Lincoln, John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King. He’s an impatient, grasping man who can’t wait for what he wants as evidenced by his real estate dealings with Rezko. You know, the deal he called boneheaded. It wasn’t boneheaded, it was greedy and grasping.